Scott-da-Hedgehog

"Fifi Flakes" Cereal Commercial: *Setting: Fifi's car/home at the junkyard. Fifi steps out holding a box of "Fifi Flakes" cereal.* Fifi: "Oh, bonjour mon amores." *Walks over to a table.* "It's a lovely morning for my Fifi Flakes from Smellogg's!" *Cut to: Bimbette watching from a nearby rooftop. She has just unpacked a hang glider from a large ACME crate.* Bimbette: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" *Fifi pours a bowl of the cereal.* Fifi: "Fifi Flakes has crunchy X's and O's and..." *Holds up a purple Fifi-shaped marshmellow* "...little marshmellows shaped like moi!" *Fifi pours the milk.* Fifi: "And ooh la la! Just watch as

Carrot Cake and Avery J. Fox in "School Dazed" by: Scott da Hedgehog Note: Opening theme for all C.C. & Avery cartoons is an instrumental version of "I'd Be Famous on the Screen", the song that Daffy Duck was singing in "You Ought to be in Pictures." Note #2: Carrot Cake always has a stuffy nose and sometimes has to go *sniff* when she speaks, a la Tex Avery's Screwy Squirrel. *The Carnation Pictures logo, which fades into a title card as "I'd Be Famous on the Screen" begins playing. Title card has a stock image of Carrot Cake looking innocent and Avery looking irate with: "Carnation Pictures Presents: C.C. & Avery". Next is the Title for

"Out of Odor" Alternate Ending.... (sort of) Surely every fanboy has imagined jumping in at the end of "Out of Odor" and saving Fifi from Elmyra. Well, my efforts don't go quite as planned.... *Setting: The conclusion of "Out of Odor". Elmyra is dragging Fifi away.* Elmyra: "Now I can hold you... and squeeze you... and pet you..." Fifi (struggling): "Professor Pepe says I still can... *Urrggh!*....escape during zee commercial!" *Scott, a gray hedgehog wearing a T-shirt with the Decepticon symbol, appears* Scott: "Hey! You leave her alone, Elmyra!" Fifi: "Mon cherie! Le help! Scott: "I'll save you, Fifi!" Elmyra: "Oooooooh! A prickly